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As you may know, there is no mistaking that wondrous EEB-BEE-BEE of Shemp's signature sound. Well most Stooge pages would have you believe that was the extent of Shemp's repertoire. Nothing could be further from the truth, as the sound clips in this archive will attest.

 

And now for your listening enjoyment... sit back, relax and experience the dulcet

tones, the subtle nuances, if you will, of my hero... Shemp

 


ShempEeb.wav

We'll start off with a quick taste of EEB-BEE-BEE.

jibjib.wav

A subtle variation on our hero's EEB-BEE-BEE, the JIB-JIB.

EEB.wav

And to round out our presentation of the EEB-BEE-BEE.

sclaus.wav

Shemp's gonna tell "Santy Claus"

whereare.wav

Moe wants to know "Where they are?" and, of course, Shemp doesn't know!

shempsry.wav

But Shemp said he was sorry!

shempoke.wav

Shemp discovers an eyepoke from Moe!

shemplaf.wav

Shemp's wondrous laugh!

wearhat.wav

"Never mind! I won't wear a hat!"

Doorman.wav

"Hey, Spinach Chin..."

Putrid.wav

OK, another classic and another favorite "It's tremendous, it's colossal, it's putrid!"

2hrweek.wav

Shemp gets excited at the prospect of a 2 hour work week.

Votefor.wav

Shemp backs his favorite candidate!

Pests.wav

Shemp has the wrong idea about being an Exterminator.

Pipewire.wav

"No wonder the water ain't gettin' through!"

Watchin.wav

"Why don't you watch what you're doin'... Why don't you do what you're watchin'!"

Shemface.wav

"What a hideous, monstrous face, oh!"

Gntlmen.wav

The classic, and my personal favorite "Gentlemen.... Who came in?"

Careful.wav

Shemp needs to be a bit more careful.

Singsing.wav

Shemp attempts to hypnotize Moe.

Poorunk.wav

Shemp discovers he's $500,000 richer!

Basil.wav

The classic Cousin Basil routine from Brideless Groom.

Comein.wav

Moe, Larry and Shemp sing "Come In!"

Sister.wav

Shemp gets huffy!

Nasty.wav

Someone says a nasty word and Shemp doesn't like it!

Nomoe.wav

Shemp gets goofy with Moe's name.

Scrutiny.wav

An ideal thesaurus Shemp is not.

Weak.wav

Shemp gets huffy again!

Watchsay.wav

Moe asks what Shemp's watch says... you can guess the rest!

Gentle.wav

Gentlemen? Not Shemp!

Palms.wav

Shemp says "Money gives me itchy palms!"

Hereiam.wav

"Here I am, Moe!"

Bullseye.wav

Shemp exclaims, "GOTCHA.... BULLSEYE!"

Carat.wav

Shemp and the Rootin' Tootin' Diamond... "A hundred Carats... He sure knew his Onions!"

Comefrom.wav

Shemp says, "Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it?"

Crackin.wav

Shemp cracks wise about his crackin' head, "Wait a minute, Fellas, I think it's crackin'!..."

Frogpants.wav

Shemp enjoys a frog in his pants. Maybe I should try it!

Kill.wav

Shemp's response to Moe's classic "Remind me to kill you later..."

No.wav

Hilarious Shemp antics.

Nuts.wav

Shemp gets the better of Moe here with his wisecrack.

Skeleton.wav

Shemp discovers a Skeleton's famous name.

Smelgood.wav

Shemp wants to smell good, and Moe gives it to him straight.

Sober.wav

Shemp meets Hassan Bin Sober.

Takebath.wav

Moe wants to know if Shemp took a bath.

 

More to come.. Stay tuned!


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