Wall of Shemp - The Soothing Sounds of Shemp

The Web's Largest Source for Shemp Sound Files!

As you may know, there is no mistaking that wondrous EEB-BEE-BEE of Shemp's signature sound. Well most Stooge pages would have you believe that was the extent of Shemp's repertoire. Nothing could be further from the truth, as the sound clips in this archive will attest.

And now for your listening enjoyment... sit back, relax and experience the dulcet

tones, the subtle nuances, if you will, of my hero... Shemp

ShempEeb.wav	We'll start off with a quick taste of EEB-BEE-BEE.
jibjib.wav	A subtle variation on our hero's EEB-BEE-BEE, the JIB-JIB.
EEB.wav	And to round out our presentation of the EEB-BEE-BEE.
sclaus.wav	Shemp's gonna tell "Santy Claus"
whereare.wav	Moe wants to know "Where they are?" and, of course, Shemp doesn't know!
shempsry.wav	But Shemp said he was sorry!
shempoke.wav	Shemp discovers an eyepoke from Moe!
shemplaf.wav	Shemp's wondrous laugh!
wearhat.wav	"Never mind! I won't wear a hat!"
Doorman.wav	"Hey, Spinach Chin..."
Putrid.wav	OK, another classic and another favorite "It's tremendous, it's colossal, it's putrid!"
2hrweek.wav	Shemp gets excited at the prospect of a 2 hour work week.
Votefor.wav	Shemp backs his favorite candidate!
Pests.wav	Shemp has the wrong idea about being an Exterminator.
Pipewire.wav	"No wonder the water ain't gettin' through!"
Watchin.wav	"Why don't you watch what you're doin'... Why don't you do what you're watchin'!"
Shemface.wav	"What a hideous, monstrous face, oh!"
Gntlmen.wav	The classic, and my personal favorite "Gentlemen.... Who came in?"
Careful.wav	Shemp needs to be a bit more careful.
Singsing.wav	Shemp attempts to hypnotize Moe.
Poorunk.wav	Shemp discovers he's $500,000 richer!
Basil.wav	The classic Cousin Basil routine from Brideless Groom.
Comein.wav	Moe, Larry and Shemp sing "Come In!"
Sister.wav	Shemp gets huffy!
Nasty.wav	Someone says a nasty word and Shemp doesn't like it!
Nomoe.wav	Shemp gets goofy with Moe's name.
Scrutiny.wav	An ideal thesaurus Shemp is not.
Weak.wav	Shemp gets huffy again!
Watchsay.wav	Moe asks what Shemp's watch says... you can guess the rest!
Gentle.wav	Gentlemen? Not Shemp!
Palms.wav	Shemp says "Money gives me itchy palms!"
Hereiam.wav	"Here I am, Moe!"
Bullseye.wav	Shemp exclaims, "GOTCHA.... BULLSEYE!"
Carat.wav	Shemp and the Rootin' Tootin' Diamond... "A hundred Carats... He sure knew his Onions!"
Comefrom.wav	Shemp says, "Did you come from behind that rock, or from under it?"
Crackin.wav	Shemp cracks wise about his crackin' head, "Wait a minute, Fellas, I think it's crackin'!..."
Frogpants.wav	Shemp enjoys a frog in his pants. Maybe I should try it!
Kill.wav	Shemp's response to Moe's classic "Remind me to kill you later..."
No.wav	Hilarious Shemp antics.
Nuts.wav	Shemp gets the better of Moe here with his wisecrack.
Skeleton.wav	Shemp discovers a Skeleton's famous name.
Smelgood.wav	Shemp wants to smell good, and Moe gives it to him straight.
Sober.wav	Shemp meets Hassan Bin Sober.
Takebath.wav	Moe wants to know if Shemp took a bath.

More to come.. Stay tuned!

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